Mini Comfort Food Unicorn Latte Squishable

Can I get a Mini Unicorn Latte? I want it cold with a dash of lukewarm! With oat milk, pistachio milk, and milk from a horse that has mated with a narwhal! And it's a splurge day, so please add lots of fluff, rainbows, joy, and some sprinkles. No, I meant rainbow sprinkles! Obviously.